'I was only standing up for myself!' Woman who sold everything for dream three-year cruise around the world only to be BANNED for complaining on WhatsApp insists her litany of grievances would have driven anyone to distraction…

It's easy to see why Jenny Phenix was so keen to book herself on to the Villa Vie Odyssey. But when the the cruise finally embarks on its maiden voyage after a series of hold ups, Jenny will not be on it.