Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Melodie: The Mannequin sequels are getting weird.
Sarah: I don’t think he’s dipping her. I think she’s in full rigor and he’s carrying her with one arm like she’s a roll of carpet.
Amanda: That man is massive. Also there is absolutely nothing behind that woman’s eyes.
From Alyssa.
Sarah: Tentacles or not, I do not appreciate the look he’s giving me, like he’s .03 seconds from rolling his eyes and telling me I’m too emotional.
Amanda: I’m sorry but that’s Chris Cornell (RIP).
From Charlotte: Mr. Alpha just looks so very disappointed in things. Same Mr. Alpha. Same.
Sarah: He’s not mad. He’s disappointed. The wolf, however, will continue to shit in his shoes.
Sneezy: Didn’t realize magical moon jizz is kinda dry.
Amanda: If you zoom in on his skin, it looks like when you fall asleep on a knitted blanket and you wake up sweaty, covered in drool, and with the pattern imprinted on the side of your face.
From cat_blue: Holy eyestrain batman!
Elyse: What the fuck is that title?
Sarah: Is that Balki from Perfect Strangers?
Claudia: On the plus side, they can save money using her skirt as the picnic blanket. Then use the savings to play the real lottery.
