Welcome to Cover Snark!
Also, you’ll start to see Alison popping into some posts and eventually running content. She’s covering for when my mat leave starts, but we have a more formal introduction coming soon.
From C: Lion Hat or Concerning Growth?
Sarah: First, that woman with that braid was on at least 3 New Adult covers I can think of.
Second, this is so disturbing I can’t look directly at it.
Third, what about this says, “Erotic?”
Amanda: I completely missed the woman.
Sarah: Going back to the original question: Hat watch!
From Maeve: These are the most ridiculous wings I’ve ever seen attached to a human back . . . so tiny, and attached wrong.
Sarah: Never before has wing placement made my skin crawl. What an auspicious day.
Amanda: We may have had this one before or something similar, but also the bicep to forearm ratio is wild here.
Sarah: Hang on, hang on. Is his bicep muscle drawn on?
Alison: The baby knows something’s wrong here. They’re trying to drop kick this winged monstrosity away.
From Syntha: Did I read it? Yes. Is the cover bad? Also yes.
Sarah: The minute I saw his face, I heard Elyse’s voice in my head saying, “Oh, buddy! Big feelings!”
Amanda: I saw the racing flags and my first thought was “Formula 1 romances sure are being experimental.”
Sarah: He looks mad. Maybe someone insulted his pec tats?
Sarah: What is the height difference between these two characters because the drawings are cracking me up.
Also the background is very…vaginal.
Amanda: Not to mention the title is Read My Lips.
Sarah: That part is cool – one of the characters is a sign language interpreter.
Seriously how tall is the man in the blue suit? Left dude is like a Honda Fit and Right dude is one of those pickup trucks where the hood is level with my head (I’m 5’3”/1.6m).
Amanda: Well my brain definitely went to a different sort of lips.
